Cohort 1 - Hypertext Assassins
Cohort 2 - Terrible Twos
Cohort 3 - Corgi
Cohort 4 - KAIRScares
Cohort 5 - The Fifth Element
Cohort 6 - Utter Nonsense
Cohort 7 - Chow Chow
Cohort 8 - 8Bit